Oi! You! Whoever you are in Bulli, (Halfway between Sydney and Woolengong) Your Dog has MY mobile number on its tag.
I have no dog. Then when I deny the dog's ownership, these nice people get angry at me! Accusing me of being neglectful of some mutt I dont even own! Next one that calls I'm getting that address and sending the RSPCA around to their doorstep!