I was in a lift with a bunch of strangers, I got off at my level, only to turn around as I heard "Jessica" being screamed out.
I turned around and was someone's arm and leg was trappd in the lift door!
And that feeling of horror was you watch the lift move and those trapped limbs slide upwards to a industrious motor hum before a jarring screeching jolt.
You know that when it's Man vs machinery, man will come out second best.
So Jessica is off the list.